Sunday, August 7, 2011
Okay now I am really disgusted
Whilst grocery shopping yesterday, I was just turning the corner to go up the next aisle when the five letters spelling bacon caught my eye. Unfortunately the suffix "aisse" was attached to it.
Bacon is to men what chocolate is to women. It is a sacrament. Bacon belongs to breakfasts, hamburgers and sandwiches. Combining it with the evil despoiler of good sandwiches and salads is sacrilege.