Cancelled by Twitter

 I haven’t been blogging much lately.  Twitter has for better or worse become my forum even if I usually only comment on topics, like, retweet and occasionally forward articles to Facebook.  I only have a few hundred followers.

I got up this morning and checked my emails to find that my account had been suspended  for offensive content.  Further exploration found that this was due to a Tweet in a conversation about a month ago.

I got in a discussion about a potential malaria vaccine.  I made the flippant remark that more white people had to die for researchers to take malaria seriously.  This is not an original thought, I have heard the same said about Ebola.  We now have an Ebola vaccine and the research into this vaccine is one of the reasons why we have COVID vaccines sooner than predicted.  There were 2 other people in this discussion, one a local university professor who tweets and comments in public, the other was another physician who I know quite well and occasionally have coffee with, although not in the last 12 months.  It was pointed out to me that the life cycle of the malaria parasite is problematic for developing a vaccine, which I of course knew but I still think if we took malaria more seriously we might get if not a vaccine, treatments which are more effective and less toxic.

You could read the Tweet except as a condition of my parole, I had to delete it.

Anyway somebody, weeks after the post , reported me or maybe a Twitter algorithm picked this up, and I was suspended for calling for the death of an ethnic group.  This is of course a group that I was born into and still belong and I really have no wishes for any wide-spread cleansing of this or any other ethnic group.

I did appeal my suspension pointing out that my post was obviously sarcastic and not hate speech but Twitter quickly replied and told my post indeed was hate speech.  By that time by randomly “pushing buttons” I had figured out that if I deleted the Tweet my indefinite sentence would become finite, so I did that and I will be let back on sometime today.  In the interim I can still look at Twitter, I just can’t like, re-Tweet or of course post anything.

I do have strong opinions about things and I occasionally enter into discussions that begin to appear acrimonious.  This is strange because most of the people I follow on Twitter have beliefs quite similar to mine.  For example I recently opined that while balanced solutions like Ringers or Plasmalyte may not be as bad as Normal Saline, in the real world if you gave small amounts it really didn’t matter all that much.  This touched many people’s nerves apparently.  Yesterday I got into a discussion about shaming people for smoking which went off the rails pretty quickly.  Mostly when I enter a discussion it is to make a joke which some people occasionally find funny and even re-Tweet.

I really do spend too much time on Twitter; I realize how unhealthy it is,  however like many of my other unhealthy passions like beer, bacon and (as I found out a couple of years ago) biking I enjoy it to much to give it up.  

If anything my cancellation has at least encouraged me to post to my long neglected blog.

Requiem for a heavyweight 2.

I don’t do much chronic pain direct patient care anymore but I do still work for one clinic in Northern Alberta.  I got a call from the nurse a couple of weeks ago telling me a former patient’s family doctor was desperate to get in touch with me.  I gave her my cell phone number and littering within 5 minutes he called me.  It seems the former patient who was on oral Demerol for her headaches had been told by her pharmacy that oral Demerol was no longer available and he was wondering what he could prescribe.  I told him any short acting opioid would be okay and it would be a bit of trial and error process.  He asked if I could see her which I did recently.

About two or so years ago we were told that injectable Demerol (meperidine) was temporarily not available and it seems temporarily has became permanent.  It is always interesting when a drug which was so widely used is suddenly no longer available.

I like to use generic names but Demerol is so widely used that I continue to call it Demerol.

Demerol was apparently invented in Nazi Germany during the WW2 when supply lines for opium were cut.  Not even the Nazis wanted their citizens to suffer pain.  Methadone was also invented under the Nazis but never caught on as a routine analgesic although it became popular for treatment of addictions and is occasionally used for chronic pain or palliative care.

By the time I was in medical school, Demerol was the drug of choice for surgical and other acute pains.  My first day in clinical clerkship involved scrubbing on an abdominal hysterectomy back when holding a retractor was still exciting.  Part of my educational experience involved learning to write post-op orders and it was then that I wrote my first order for “Demerol 75-100 mg IM q3-4 hours PRN”.  (Technically clinical clerks couldn’t write narcotic orders but in practice we did.). That was the first of 100s of such orders I wrote during clerkship, internship and general practice.

During emergency rotations of course I learned about the use of Demerol for migraine headaches.  Most doctors covering emergency disdained Demerol but still used it for the migraine patients regular or not.

Oral Demerol was used a lot when I was in general practice.  It was the second line when a more potent narcotic was needed or when the patient was allergic to codeine.  There were of course other more potent narcotics like hydromorphone and oxycodone available but doctors seemed to prefer Demerol.

Like all medical students/interns back then we had no formal teaching in how to manage pain.  We learned by watching when doctors did or what we were told to order.  Kind of like today.

Entering my anaesthesia residency my whole attitude to Demerol changed.  Anaesthesiologists in general had a distaste for Demerol.  Part of that was that anaesthesiologists like to administer drugs intravenously and Demerol given intravenously inevitably knocked the bottom of the blood pressure as I learned after a few times giving it.  Most of us preferred IV morphine or fentanyl in the the OR and IV morphine given by recovery room nurses in small increments.  Once the patient left recovery room, they were back under the surgeon and the IM Demerol.  A few anaesthesiologists preferred Demerol; a paediatric anaesthesiologist gave it IM to all her tonsillectomies.  She claimed it worked better with fewer side effects.   Demerol was also popular as a pre-med back when we gave pre-meds.  A resident I trained with who had had a few surgeries told me how he liked to entertain himself while waiting for surgery by watching things crawling up the wall after his Demerol pre-med.

I never quite figured out why people used Demerol to be quite honest.  Explanations I heard included:

Less sedation.

More sedation (when you wanted sedation)

Less nausea

Less addicting

Morphine is only for cancer patients.

Morphine causes histamine release (true but rarely clinically significant)

I have been administering narcotics for quite a long time now both for acute and chronic pain; orally and intravenous and the one I have learned is that I cannot predict what effects patients will get from any given narcotic nor what side effects they will get.  

Having said that Demerol has a few negatives.  The big one is its active metabolite normeperidine which causes seizures.  I first became aware of this while on the Pain Service at the Centre of Excellence.  We followed all the PCA patients and we used either morphine or Demerol.  Morphine was more common but we had a steady number of Demerol PCAs for morphine “allergies” or in a lot of cases patient/nurse/surgeon preference.  I noticed when patients got up to 400 mg every 4 hours (which is a lot, I know) patients got very twitchy and it was time to get them off the Demerol.

While it is popular to blame Purdue and OxyContin for use of narcotics in chronic pain patients, narcotic use was actually quite common when I started working in the Pain Clinic in 1993.   While most patients were on some type of codeine preparation, a significant number of patients took Demerol usually by mouth but there were a small number who got regular injections in the ER, their doctors’ office or alarmingly a few who injected at home.   And I would say almost 100% of the patients on Demerol were happy with it and did not want to stop.  People often forget that when OxyContin came on the market in 1995, a lot of the patients switched to it were on injectable Demerol.

Oral Demerol has to pass through the liver first so normeperidine levels tend to be higher with oral Demerol and I saw a few seizures in chronic pain patients.  What always amazed me how the patients wanted back on (and usually got) Demerol.  One patient reluctantly came off after her third seizure.

At the same time there were a small number of patients for whom Demerol was really the only thing that worked.   I was at pain meeting in the late 2000s and was sitting a table with a number of our province’s eminent pain specialists.  The conversation turned to Demerol and I asked them if they had seen any patients for whom Demerol was the only thing that worked and every single eminent pain specialist nodded his head.  

One of the advantages of getting older is others seeing how dogma becomes heresy and heresy become dogma, is seeing how drugs that were such as important part of medicine just gradually fade away.  Aldomet and of course Pentothal come to mind.  And now Demerol.

Happy Birthday Mom

As usual I am late.

My mother would have been 91 yesterday had she not died last summer.  She had aunts on both sides of her family who lived to be close to 100, so I always thought she would be one of those bright ladies living on to 100 or later.  Sadly she developed dementia around her 88th birthday and slowly declined.

While clearing my electronic schedule which has been decimated by the COVID crisis, I noted my mother’s birthday.  I deleted it.  It was a recurring event so my computer asked me if I wanted to delete all future events so I did that.  I felt a little sad but really she isn’t going to be having any more birthdays.

Of course on facebook, yesterday a picture I had taken of her 3 years ago appeared.  It was her 88th birthday and the picture was taken at the Oak Bay Marina where I always took my parents when I visited them in Victoria and of course for special occasions.  My parents were by then in a seniors home and it was already apparent that she going to have to go into a higher level of care.  By then my mother couldn’t read the menu and forgot anyway what she said she wanted so I just ordered what I figured she wanted.  She didn’t have much of an appetite and mostly pushed her meal around her plate.  This was the last time I ever took my parents out to supper or for that matter ate at the Oak Bay Marina. 

I did repost the picture on Facebook and a lot of people “liked” it which should make me feel better I guess.

About 3 and a half months later we had to place my mother in what is called a “reminiscence unit” at another seniors facility which meant separating my parents for the first time since 1952, although my dad moved into the same building in different room a few months later.

Just over a year from that birthday picture my father fell, broke his hip and died of complications.  The first time I visited my mom, she of course asked what had happened to her husband and I told her he had died.  She got sad and then forgot about it, so every time she asked from then on, I just said he was resting which he sort of was.

Later my mother fell and broke her pelvis, which I thought was going to be the end of her but she was discharged back to the home, used a wheelchair for a while and then actually learned to walk with a walker, something that had been thought impossible due to her dementia and her fragility.  

I tried to visit every month.  It is no hardship to visit Victoria.  I would visit for an hour in morning, go somewhere for lunch and spend an hour in the afternoon.  She of course never remembered the morning visit.  If I stayed overnight, I could visit again the next morning.

Last July, I saw her for what was the last time.  We had what I remembered as a nice visit, given that by that time she didn’t know who I was.

Last summer in August  just after I had surgery for a facial smash, I got a phone call that my mother was in hospital with a perforated bowel.  I talked to the emergency room doctor and we agreed on no surgery.  She lingered on a few days and finally died in the afternoon on a Sunday.  I was after my surgery in no shape to travel.  I reassured myself that we had had a good visit in July and that she was no longer suffering.

My wife and I visited Victoria later that year on our way to Bella Coola.  I had to reflect on how weird it was to visit Victoria and not visit my parents.  

Some people will say she is in a better place.  My mother was not terribly religious.  She made us go to church and Sunday school and even taught Sunday school because that is what everybody did in the 1960s.  Our whole family stopped going to church when I was 13.  I suspect she was an atheist so she didn’t believe in an afterlife.  I remember her saying that you live on through your children.

Nepotism, a memoir and apologea

Despite what some people will tell you I have said, I had never gotten a job based on my own merits prior to graduating from medical school.  Most of the jobs I have gotten since medical school were based on the fact that nobody else was available or that the other applicants were really horrible.  I accept this.

I worked 6 summers prior to and during medical school.  Every single one of those jobs was due to nepotism.   

My father worked for the Forest Service.  He had without any nepotism risen very high in the hierarchy on his own merit.  This did not stop him from resorting to nepotism for all four of his sons.

My oldest brother started the tradition with a summer job as a compassman in the Inventory Division of the Forest Service.  This lead to his switching from an Economics Major to a Forestry Major much to my father’s joy and he had a brilliant career as a Forester.  After a couple of years he got a summer job outside of the Forest Service away from my father’s shadow and had a long career in the private sector.

Brother #2 who was heading for a long career as an Engineer worked summers in the Forest Service Engineering Division, a posting he was qualified for.

It was then my turn.  

The summer of 1974, the NDP government had a robust summer student program both in the public sector and thru subsidies in the private sector.  This lead to me in the summer of 1974 finding that all my friends had summer jobs.  No problem.  I went to my Dad and asked if it was possibly there might be a job for me?  And there was.  The research division was looking for a summer student who could write computer programs.  I had taken a course in computer science and was quite good at it   There were very few high school students who could do this.  I believe that the job required you to have finished Grade 12.  No problem, said my Dad, we will tell them you have finished Grade 12.  This meant back dating my date of birth.  And I got the job.  (The clerk who did the payroll picked this up on my first day on the job but by then I had the job.)

I always thought the research division was a separate division but actually it was part of my Dad’s division, something I only learned a few years later.

I therefore spent the summer of 1974 writing computer programs using FORTRAN, compiling data and other duties around the office.  The research division was situated in an old James Bay House which had been converted to offices (the house is still there although no longer used by the government).  I had much to learn about the ways of the civil service and didn’t pace myself so by early August I had finished everything I was supposed to do.  I did a few jobs around the office for a couple of weeks before getting sent on in the field on a survey crew. 

The field work we were doing was fairly interesting.  Douglas fir clones from various areas had been planted in different environments and we were measuring how well they were thriving in their new home. This meant measuring a height and the width of the trunk 1/3 up the height of the tree.  (These trees were about 4’ tall at that point).   This sounds esoteric but with climate change has become more relevant and I read an article in The Walrus about the very research I was helping out with about a year ago.

The first place we went was to Ladysmith which is 45 minutes north of Victoria.  We could have probably commuted from Victoria except that where we were working was a further 30 minutes on logging roads from Ladysmith.  Therefore we were going to stay in a motel in Ladysmith.  Outside of school trips this was my first time away from home.  My mother gave me a self addressed letter so I could write home.

In addition to having my hotel paid for by the Queen, we also got $16.50 per day for meals which meant that in 1974 you could eat steak for dinner every night, which of course I did.

As aside, just as an example of how easy it was to get a summer job, one of my co-workers was a guy named Dennis, a hippy-drifter type from Ontario, who the crew had hired after meeting him in a bar the week before.

The trip to Ladysmith involved my first trip to a BC beer parlour.  One day after work the crew chief announced we were going to the bar.  I knew I was underaged but I just followed along.  This was a classic BC beer parlour.  No windows, circular tables covered in terricloth.  Strong smell of 20+ years of spilled beer and cigarette smoke.  We sat down the waiter came over.  I was uncertain how to order beer.  No matter, the waiter dropped off two draft beers for everybody in the group.  We all threw one and two dollar bills on the table.  The waiter picked up what he was owed and gave on change from a change dispenser on his belt.  My first experience of many beer parlours.  One might say the moment my life went south.  

After we finished up in Ladysmith there was more in Sooke, where we could live at home although it was an hour drive each way.  And of course there was the stop in the beer parlour on the way home.  In Sooke the 15 year old on the crew got busted and sat out in the truck while we drank in the bar (17 year old me didn’t get asked for ID).

It was overall a pretty good gig.  I calculated that I made $3.60 and hour at a time when the minimum wage was $2.25 an hour.  I banked most of it and didn’t buy anything expensive except for a Texas Instrument SR 50 calculator.

The next summer I was back in the research division, this time at the research station at Lake Cowichan.  7 of us, 5 guys and 2 women lived in the bunkhouses during the week.  We had an old school camp cook who made the most amazing suppers.  The work ranged from boring to heavy physical labour.  We swam in the lake, and played tennis or soccer in the evening.  We also spent quite a bit of time in the Riverside Bar in Lake Cowichan.  Again with my living expenses covered during the week and living at home on the weekends, I banked almost everything except for what I spent on beer.  Those two summers enabled me to go to UBC in Vancouver instead of living at home and attending UVic.

The three summers between University years where spent in the Cariboo;  Quesnel, 100 Mile House and Wells.  The first two summers I worked in what was call a “Regen” crew.  Our job was to visit clear cuts and take samples to find out whether the clear cut was regenerating naturally.  (Spoiler alert, they hardly ever did).  This involved setting plots and measuring whether there were any new trees in the plot.  To do this we  walked kilometres over clear cuts, stepping over or around rotten logs and stumps.  Rain or shine.  The last year was similar except that we were surveying areas where the cedar had been logged in the 1960s leaving the other species.

Away from Victoria, the Forest Service was a paramilitary organization with a rigid hierarchy of Rangers, Deputy Rangers and Assistant rangers.  There were those of us who didn’t have a title including the summer crews and we were always reminded where we stood in the hierarchy.  Aside from the Regen crews there were also Fire Suppression Crews who worked much harder than we did but also due to getting overtime, made more money.  We were supervised by a Ranger, although our four man crew had a crew chief as well who was slightly higher on the hierarchy than us.

Again I’m not complaining , but this was a paramilitary organization and were lots of assholes and bullies within the Ranger staff and unfortunately a lot from within the the crews itself.  Years later I reflected on how this prepared me for life.  Working in a rigid hierarchy with lots of bullying and intimidation?  Sounds a lot like medical school and residency and maybe those summers were good for something besides the money.

What was it like being the boss’s son?  Well first of all, my father had the sense to hide me in the Cariboo away from Victoria.  Also there was a lot of nepotism in the government at that time so there were lots of someone’s son or daughter working summers.  My first summer in Quesnel, there was one other son-of besides me.  I ran into them all the time, I had heard my father mention their fathers name or had met them at a social function when I was younger.  My dad shares the same name as popular sitcom star.  One of the people on my crew phoned to ask who he would be working with.  “Oh, you’re working with _______’s son” and he thought he was working with the son of the sitcom star.

The other factor was that a lot of people never realized I was a son-of.  I worked a long ways from the headquarters in Victoria, most people had no idea who the division head was.

In between second and third year university I interviewed for a job with the inventory division.  The interviewer had been my brother’s boss and the entire interview told me what a great worker my brother was.  I of course got offered a job but turned it down.  

And aside from the job and the pay check, I never got any special favours.  I worked in small interior backwaters away from the amenities of  Vancouver and  Victoria.   I never became a crew chief.  One summer I was on a special project for a month but that was more because I had been there the previous two summers and knew the area.  I like to think I did a pretty good job as well.  I am a bit of a Type A personality (more A-) and like to do things better than everybody else.  Plus I knew if there were issues, it was going to get back to my Dad and he would kill me (actually he wouldn’t have but the guilt trip he would have laid on would have made me want to die).

Periodically I met someone older who’d knew my father.  These were mostly people who liked him and spoke highly of him.  I’m sure there were people who didn’t like him but they never spoke to me.  I remember working for someone who had worked with my dad in the 1950s named Florian Tugnam who went under the name of Tuggy.  One of the nicest men I had ever met.  

Prior to my second summer in the Cariboo my father got shuffled out of his job and he wasn’t my boss anymore.  I worked two more summers in Reforestation.  

After my first year of medicine I decided I wanted to spend the summer in Victoria and work in a hospital, so I got a summer job as a nurses aide at the Royal Jubilee.  Actually I didn’t, there were cutbacks and I got laid off before I even started.  I pounded the pavement for about a week before my father got impatient and found a vacancy and I worked another summer in the Forest Service, this time in Victoria.

Of course by then I had entered the world of nepotism in medicine.  Our class of 88 had about 10 offspring of doctors.  Some of them were academically quite strong and would have gotten in on their own merits.   A few had significantly lower marks coming into medical school.  Some of them had lived lives of privilege, boarding schools in Switzerland or summer vacations in Europe.  Some despite their physician father had worked part-time or summer jobs throughout university.  

One tragic case of nepotism was my friend Phil.  Phil was an English major who wanted to be a writer.  Phil’s father was an ENT surgeon in Vancouver, his brother graduated first from John Hopkins Medical School.  Pressured by his father to apply to medical school, Phil went through the motions and to his horror got accepted.  There may have been phone calls made by his father.  Phil did manage to get through medical school and internship.  He died of a drug overdose in 1990.

The children of doctors didn’t really benefit much more throughout medical school.  Having mom or dad as a doctor doesn’t really help you much with anatomy.  We did later have a lot of subjective marks based on oral exams and clinical evaluations so some of them may have benefitted because their examiner or preceptor knew their parents.  I wasn’t really obsessed with marks in medical school.  I was for the most part on survival mode, trying to pass and acquire the knowledge I figured I would need to practise.

We had a pretty close class, we got to know each other well and I became friends with a lot the children of doctors.  Sure they drove nicer cars, didn’t have to work during the summer (nor did I after second year), and lived in their parents’ nice houses in the Vancouver area usually with a pool.  We had year end pool parties at 3 such houses.  And I certainly was no working class hero. My father wasn’t a doctor but he was a well paid civil servant.  We lived in a nice area of Victoria, I went to a really good public high school.

I do remember that we had a rural doctor elective between second and third year.  To assign people we had a lottery and a draft of the various placements.   Some of the doctors children didn’t bother with the draft.  Their father arranged a placement with an old colleague.  I suspect the same thing happened with fourth year electives.

Specialty  training is of course a hot-bed of nepotism.  Some programs like ophthalmology don’t even try to hide it. Urology in our city has a dynasty now into its third generation.  The match of course hasn’t changed that.   There was a story a few years back about how the head of the cardiac surgery program in Vancouver intentionally left their position vacant so that his son who had trained off-shore could get a position in the secondary match.  Our program recently matched a child of one of the staff.  The program directory felt it necessary to send out a memo explaining that everything was above board and that she had been ranked on her merits (which is probably true.)

The interesting thing is that being a doctor no longer gives your children a free or reduced effort ticket to medical school.  Getting into medical school which was pretty competitive when I applied has become hyper competitive and I suspect the evaluation process is probably more rigid and fairer.   Therefore a lot of doctors children are attending medical school off-shore.   This of course means these people will need to get into a residency in Canada, not an easy task if you didn’t go to medical school here, which is I suspect leading to a lot of phone calls, begging and arm twisting by concerned doctor parents.

I was talking a while ago with a surgeon.  His son was attending medical school in city where he worked.  His son had decided to apply to the same surgical sub-specialty.  He was a little anxious about this.  He felt his son was going to held to a higher standard than the other residents.

I should mention that most children of doctors I have encountered in their training have been thoroughly professional individuals who don’t (overtly anyway) demand special treatment.  There has been of course the odd entitled asshole but these are so uncommon that they stand out.

In private practice of course who you know is really important when getting a job; a little less so now that we have shortages of many specialties. You can’t really fault someone for taking a family member into their practice which is after all their practice.  This is a little less faultless when hospital privileges or operating room time is involved.  We have in our department 2 children of anaesthesiologists.  We didn’t hire them because of their bloodlines.  Frankly we were desperate and were happy their fathers had spoken so warmly of our hospital.  They are by the way both excellent.  We also have 3 children of surgeons working at our site in the same specialty.

A small town in New Brunswick I worked in had a dynasty of doctors, the third of which was working there.  The local High School was even named after them.  People weren’t knocking down doors trying to practise medicine in this particular town and looking back it was nice that the third generation of the dynasty decided to come back because he certainly may have had opportunities elsewhere.  

Nepotism is rampant outside of medical.  Look at how many businesses are named _______and sons.  Again you can argue if you own the business, you can hire who you feel like.  Except of course when this leads to your business becoming inbred to the point where it collapses leading to job losses and ripple effects in the economy.  Eatons in Canada is a good example of that.

Politics is heavily nepotistic.  Our Prime Minister is an example.  He might very well have risen to where he is on his merits.  I don’t really think so.  (Not that he is an exceptionally good or bad PM).  In BC WAC Bennett passed the leadership to his son who had never been involved in politics.  Nobody questioned whether there was a better person for the job and he served for 3 terms as premier.  In the US we have the Bush dynasty, the Kennedy’s and who knows how many other family dynasties.  Winston Churchill may have been Britains greatest Prime Minister, but he probably wouldn’t have gotten a start in politics without his politician father.  It is a funny thing that after crawling out from under a hereditary aristocracy, we still think that bloodlines are important in our politicians.

The word nepotism comes from Renaissance Italy.  Illegitimate sons of Popes were referred to as nephews (nepos) and given jobs in the Vatican.

In times of yore, of course power was inherited.  This made sense when kings were supposed to be descended from gods or at least divinely ordained.  Of course the son’s of kings were often not the strongest individuals or the best to lead.  The Roman Emperors recognized this and would adopt a strong general who could then succeed them.  Medieval Poland had an elected monarchy.  The Holy Roman Emperor was elected although by the end of the Renaissance the position become a Hapsburg inheritance.  The first Hapsburg Emperor was elected because it was felt he could be easily dominated.  That didn’t work out well.  

The earlier Romans and the Athenians didn’t have kings.  The Roman republic elected two Consuls for a year who had imperium for that year.  The Roman republic was of course heavily nepotistic and who your ancestors were was very important in how you did politically.  

The thing is that we all try to use what advantages we have.  I didn’t get to where I am because my father got me well paying summer jobs.  Growing up in a middle class family, attending good public schools and having parents who stressed education was way more important.  Is that fair to someone who didn’t have those advantages? And of course when faced with a number of candidates to chose from, who wouldn’t chose someone who they knew or whose father they knew, all things being equal.  Fair? Not really. 

We try to do the best for our children.  I got my brother, an engineer , to give my son a summer job.  None of my children went into medicine so I have not had the opportunity to exert what influence I might have.  I once vowed I was not going to be one of those doctors but I know faced with a child wanting to go into medicine, I probably would have been.  

As an aside, the well paying summer jobs we used to get largely no longer exist.  The whole concept that you can give someone good job and maybe do something useful at the same time seems to have gone by the wayside.  Summer students now work for much smaller salaries and top this up with huge student loans. 

My fall and later rise.

On August 8 I was injured in a major bicycle accident which required surgery. 

My wife and I go to the Edmonton Folk Festival every year.  I have only missed 3 festivals since 1995.  Since moving to our current home in the West End, we have usually ridden our bicycles.  It is 12 km each way on quiet roads or paved trails.  This means riding home in the dark or twilight.  

We went as usual this year for the Thursday evening concert.  We left a little late, wanting to avoid the line-up to get in.  We don’t do the tarp run.  With only two of us we can usually squeeze in between tarps.  We arrived, got our weekend wristbands, bought a program and walked up the hill, finally finding a good place to place our tarp.  We then went to the beer garden and had one beer each.  It was a sunny humid day.  “Are you going to have another beer,” my wife asked.  “No”, I said “lets go have dinner.”.  We both ate Ethiopian food sitting on the grass.  The first act which we weren’t interested in was already playing on the stage.  We then walked back to our tarp where we watched the second and third acts, both of whom were quite good.  It was my plan to leave after the third act and miss the final act.  The festival is 4 days and you have to pace yourself.  Plus we could see the weather deteriorating to the west of us.

We walked back to the bike lock up to pick up our bikes.  It had rained a lot over the previous days and there were swarms of mosquitos and I got quite a few bites before we left.  We cycled thru Cloverdale and took the pedestrian overpass and then started cycling west along the trail.  As we passed the Riverboat area, a wedding party was just dispersing.  The first flashes of lightening were showing to the south and west.  We kept on, my wife riding ahead as usual.  To get home we had to cross the Saskatchewan river via the Low Level Bridge.  This meant going on the underpass under the bridge in order to cross on the correct side of the bridge.  

There is a small downhill going to the underpass.  As I started to descend, I ducked my head as I always do going under bridges.  I thought to myself, I don’t have to do this, there is lots of room.  I could see my wife ahead almost at the other end of the underpass.   There was a bright lightening flash.  That is the last thing I remember.

I do remember going into a dream state.  I first dreamed I was back at the bike lock-up, then that we were cycling on River Valley road (about 1 km away and where we were heading).  Next I was awake on the ground talking to my wife.   I was bleeding from my face.  I remember saying I could ride home but my wife told me I had to go to the hospital which as I became more with it made more sense.  My wife called a taxi and quite quickly one came.  It was a minivan so we threw my bike in the back and I got in.  My wife decided to cycle home and drive to the hospital.  I was bleeding moderately heavily, she gave me the blanket we had sat on to put over my face.

I was starting to be more alert.  I realized I had facial fractures.  My teeth were pushed back in my mouth.  I figured I might had a skull fracture and maybe even be bleeding intracranially.  At points in the short taxi ride I felt drowsy but forced myself to stay awake.  We shortly arrived the University Hospital ER.  The fare was about $15, I gave the driver $20, given that I had probably bled over his cab.  He really was a nice guy who was quite concerned about me.  He brought my bike to security in front of the ER, who I remember were generally disinterested in looking after it.

I then went to triage.  There was one person in front of me.  When it was my turn, I explained what had happened.  I was then sent to register and then directed to the waiting room.  This was quite full and I had to squeeze into a chair between two people, holding the blanket over my bloody face.  

In the 10 or so minutes in the waiting room I was able to reflect at what I had done to myself and what effect it might have on my life.  I figured I had knocked out my front teeth.  I most likely had facial fractures, possible some neurosurgical problems.  I had been knocked out.  I was going to need surgery  I was not going to be able to work for an as yet unknown period of time.  Given that I had a head injury would I even be able to go back to work.  Would I be able to or want to ride a bike ever.  Would I be able to play the saxophone?  (I actually thought that).

I was eventually summoned into the back where I was taken into the trauma room with its resuscitation equipment, radiolucent bed and overhead X-ray (keep in mind I had been sent back to the waiting room by triage).   I remember the nurse who walked me back as very kind and compassionate.  Not at all like the ER nurses I used to work with, or read on Twitter.  An IV was inserted, blood was drawn and X-rays were taken.  A very nice ER doc came in trailed by a medical student.  He went thru as thorough trauma assessment including rolling me over.  They gave me ketorolac for pain and to my surprise it actually worked (they promised I could have something more potent if necessary).   I shortly went over to CT to have facial and head CT.  “Aren’t you going to look at my neck?”, I asked.  The ER doc explained that I didn’t have any neck pain and had walked in.   Makes sense.  The techs in CT were also really nice and professional.  After CT I was moved back to another area of the ER.  Somewhere in that time my wife had arrived, having ridden home.   

I lay in the cubicle for a couple of hours.  I was fully awake and was aware that I was most likely out of major danger.  My wife had brought my phone which she had taken from me at the accident scene.  I had the prescience to email and cancel an appointment I had the next day.  At some point we looked at my helmet.  I’m not sure how it came with me.  It was broken at the front, which made sense with the facial fractures. We tossed it in the garbage.  I feel a little bad about this.  It is an inanimate object but it did save my life and while I had only had it for a couple years, it had sat on my head for some pretty epic kilometres of biking.

My GP had signed me up for the patient portal so I could legally look at my blood work.  I started getting emails in the ER telling me I had blood results, which I was able to log in and see. 

Eventually the ER doc came and told me that I had no intracranial problems but had multiple facial fractures.  He had phoned plastics who would see me the next morning.  I could go home.

Oh and do you mind if the student sutures your only facial laceration.

I sutured lots of facial lacerations as a student so I said it was okay.  He somewhat clumsily set up the suture tray, injected local and put in a few stitches.  I noticed that rather than instrument tying he was hand tying each knot.  We chatted while he was doing all this.  He was from Victoria like me but we went to different high schools (a generation or so apart).  The ER doc came back and asked if I wanted something for pain.  I said I preferred Percocet over Tylenol 3 and I found a rare ER doc with a triplicate pad, so I got a prescription for 30 and 5 tablets to go.  My wife got my car from parking and picked me up in front of the ER and she drove me home.

Because of the swelling I was told to sleep with my head elevated she set me up on the couch in my office with lots of sheets and towels to keep the blood off.  I didn’t sleep.  Too wired, too worried about the intracranial bleed I was sure I had.  I keep on telling myself, you had CT of your brain, everything is okay.  I had Percocet but was scared to take it.  Eventually around 0600 I went back to my own bed and slept on a couple of pillows until about 0900 or so when my wife woke me because it was time to go back to the ER.

We checked into the ER again and told them that we were meeting plastics.  We were directed back to the waiting room.  This was quite full and the only seat was next to a disheveled “gentleman” stinking of cigarettes and possibly alcohol.  At one point he bought a cellophane wrapped sandwich and tossed the wrapper on the floor.  A burly man sitting kitty corner to us wearing a Boston Bruins ball cap yelled at him to pick it up and I thought I was going to have a ringside seat to an ER fight.  Infrequently, people were summoned into the ER to be seen.  To be honest most of them didn’t look very sick.  It was sickest people who seemed to be ignored including the young lady moaning and holding her abdomen.  

After about an hour a junior plastics resident came down to see me.  He did a more thorough exam than the ER did.  He looked somewhat unimpressed at my sutures from the last night.  He said he would talk to his chief resident.  Back to the waiting room where more or less the same crowd were still sitting there.  A couple of hours later I met a more senior resident who told me that I would be admitted to hospital for surgery the next day but could go home over night on a pass.  I was told to wait to see the chief resident, who came down later with the staff surgeon.  I was quite relieved to see the staff surgeon.  I had worked a lot with him when I worked at the centre of excellence.  He explained that I had quite bad facial fractures and what he would do to me.  He said that he could do my case in his elective time the following Wednesday but recommended that we try to get it done over the weekend on call.

Before I could go home however I had to be admitted to my bed so I could go out on pass so I had to wait another hour or so in the waiting room which was becoming old.  First I was told that my bed was ready but they were waiting for a porter.  I asked if I could just walk over there but was told it wasn’t allowed.  Finally a porter arrived and we walked towards the ward.  She got lost and I had to guide her to ward, where I was admitted and then sent home.  My wife showed up with a milkshake and we drove home.

I was really tired by this time and I remember falling asleep sitting upright watching the football game on TV.

The next morning we got up bright and early and went to the ward where I was shown my “bed”.  My “bed” was what they called an “overcapacity” bed which meant it was a stretcher in between two beds in room designed to have two beds.  (Apparently they have not figured out how to put bunk beds in hospital rooms),  Both my room mates were long term residents of the plastics ward.  I was told that I was likely to be the second emergency case done at around 1000.  Around 0900 a nurse came into start an IV for the OR.  I have been out in the sun a lot this summer and my hands were little leather-like, as well while I had tried to drink lots, I was a little dry.   She failed, as did the 2 nurses who tried after her.  The third attempt struck a nerve and I got a shock down my arm.   I got a little cross.  I was sick of my little bed so I wandered out to the lounge in the atrium.  Out there one of the plastics residents came but to tell me that I was further delayed but she at least bought a glass of ice water and a nurse bought a glass of juice.  For the rest of the afternoon I alternately read, looked at my phone and occasionally wander around the atrium.  At around 1600, I was getting a little tired so went back to my “bed” and actually was able to go to sleep.  Someone tried to get me to eat supper but I told her I wasn’t supposed to eat.  At 1800, a nurse came out and told me that my surgery was cancelled that day.  I was a little relieved.  Based on my experience I was looking at a 6 hour surgery and I wasn’t enthusiastic about coming back after midnight after facial surgery.  My wife came and picked me up and we went to Booster Juice and then home. On the way home, the ward phoned me and told me that they thought I could get done first if I came in a 0615 Sunday am.  

We showed up at 0615 the next day and I went back to my “bed”.   It quickly became apparent that I wasn’t going to be first on the list.  Around 1100 a plastics resident told me that I might get done later in the day.  I told him I preferred to wait at home and could get back to the hospital in 15 minutes if necessary so I went back home.  Later in the afternoon I was advised that because of 5 transplants being booked they wouldn’t be doing me on Sunday and could I come back Monday am.

No doubt the Centre of Excellence was busy Saturday and Sunday but I have worked enough weekends to know how the emergency slate is gamed and nobody wants to follow a 6 hour plastics case.  To his credit and my detriment, my surgeon wasn’t very good at this gaming.  It is difficult to argue about transplants, although they never seem to be an emergency between 0800 and 1700 Monday thru Friday.

I was figuring this all out.  Monday am I phoned the ward and told them that I was staying home and they could call me when my case was booked.   Later Monday I got a phone call telling me that there was no chance I would get surgery on Monday but I was now booked in elective time Tuesday afternoon.  This was a bit of a relief.  I now knew more or less when I was going to have surgery.  I had gotten use to the way my face was, I wasn’t having much pain, I had Percocet and was enjoying my diet of milkshakes, smoothies and beer.  

I went back to the plastics ward Tuesday.  Maybe they felt sorry for me, but I now had a private room with a window.  A nurse came in and put an IV in my antecubital fossa.  I waited reading a book I had started and checking my emails and Twitter.   Some time after noon, two porters showed up with a stretcher and I was off to the OR.

Aside from colonoscopies I have never had a general anaesthetic.  Aside from having had 5 days to think about this, I had some reasons to be anxious.  It had been 13 years since I worked at the CofE and the anaesthetic department had turned over quite a bit.  I knew as a facial smash I might be a difficult intubation.  And then there was the impending 6 hour surgery.  I told myself that from my point of view I would be asleep the whole time but I was still nervous.    I worried about coughing on the tube, nausea and pain.  As we got into the OR I looked for nurses I knew from before.  I was wheeled into their receiving area where a nurse interviewed and checked my chart.  A nurse who used to work at my hospital came in and talked to me which I appreciated greatly.  (I occasionally see someone I know waiting for surgery and go over to talk to them; I never realized how appreciated it is).

After a while, first the surgeon and then the anaesthesiologist came to talk to me.  I had never met the anaesthesiologist although she told me she had trained in our program.  She told me that I would be intubated nasally.  I had figured that with maxillary fractures, I would be getting intubated orally but I guess they have to be able to look at the alignment.  The surgeon had told me that I probably wouldn’t but might be wired shut at the end.  I wondered how I would respond to waking up like that.  

I was pushed into the room.   I could see the scrub nurses setting up.  My CT scan was on the viewbox but without my glasses I couldn’t make out details (not that I could with glasses).  Lying supine, I saw my anaesthesiologist pushing the Glidescope into the room.  That should have made me feel anxious but at that point I wasn’t caring much and I figured she was just being safe.  I had told her not to modify her usual technique for me.  She told me she was injecting  midazolam.  I had had midazolam before for colonoscopy and know what a potent amnestic it is.  I knew I had a few seconds of consciousness left.  I remember about 20 seconds.

Seeming seconds later, I was in the recovery room.  I was extubated.   I couldn’t believe how awake I was.  I had a little pain but no nausea.  I looked at the clock and it was just after 1900.  That took a while, I said.  The nurse asked if I wanted something for pain and I said yes.  She gave my 0.6 mg of hydromorphone and told me I had gotten 2 mg in the OR.  What seemed shortly after I was told that I was going back to ward.  When I looked at the clock however it was after 2000.  Being pushed back to the ward, I saw my wife waiting for me in the hall.  I was so happy to see her.

I looked a little like Ali after the Joe Frazier fight

I was finished surgery but was not out of the woods yet.   There had apparently been problems with my nasal intubation and both nostrils were clogged with clot.  Not withstanding my nose bleed they still gave my low molecular weight heparin (but said I couldn’t have NSAIDS).   The intermittent compression machine they put on my legs kept me awake as well.  I really didn’t feel that tired however after my general anaesthetic.   The IV infusion pump periodically alarmed as well.  

Morning came and the plastics housestaff came in, the 3 residents I had already met plus 2 medical students.   One of the residents told me I had been a difficult intubation.  Apparently because of my size, (6’5”) a regular ETT barely gets from my nose to the vocal cords.  This presumably explained the nosebleed.  They said I could go home after a CT of my facial bones and that the IV could come out.  The anaesthesiologist had put another IV in my saphenous vein (I do that too sometimes) which was affecting my mobility.  I decided to disconnect the IV.  There was an extension with a needleless connector so I just unscrewed it.  The pump was still running.  I know how to shut off an IVAC pump but I figured it might wreck the charting so I called the nurse.  A nurse came fairly promptly and I got a lecture about not playing with the IV.  The same nurse came back about 10 minutes and apologized, saying she didn’t know I was an anaesthesiologist.

A breakfast tray arrived with a muffin and a box of bran flakes. It had now been about 5 days since I had eaten anything solid. “They expect me to eat this?”, I thought.   I soaked the bran flakes in milk and gingerly ate them and the muffin which I broke into small pieces.  I really didn’t feel like eating but I knew if was part of my recovery. 

Later in the morning I went over to CT by wheelchair.  The CT techs were so pleasant and that scan took about a minute.  A CT scan when I was a resident took about 30 minutes.  Then back to the ward.  A friend who still worked at the CofE came over to visit, we chatted along with my wife who had arrived from home.  I was told that my CT scan was read and was okay but the surgeon wanted to see me.  I was getting a little tired of my room so we walked out to the atrium where we bumped into him and he gave me some final instructions. “You really are in hurry to get out of here”, he said.  “Sorry,” I said, “I hate this place.”  A little ungrateful perhaps because overall they had been so good to me.  I think what I meant was I want to get home and start getting better.

We drove back about 15 minutes to my house.  I was still suffering the effects of the concussion and the general anaesthetic.  Everything was moving so quickly, I didn’t think I would have been able to react to it all.

The next few days seem a blur.  I am not the busiest person but now I was in enforced inactivity, my only job was to get better.   I spent most of the next 4 or so days reading, looking at my I Pad and having random naps.  A few times I went out in the car with my wife.  Things were still moving to  fast for me.  The first two nights I really didn’t sleep.  This was probably the effect of the anaesthetic and possibly also due to the dexamethasone I had been given.  The second night home, I became obsessed about a peri-operative MI.  I remember thinking, “I am going to die tonight.”  I had Zopilcone but was scared to use it, my face was still swollen, my nose was plugged and I was worried about obstructing.  Later I started using the zopiclone which gave me a deep sleep for 3 hours after which I slept fitfully often until 0800 or 0900.  

Eating was still painful and I didn’t have much of an appetite.  My wife cooked some delicious meals for me that I could eat on my soft diet.  I regret I didn’t appreciate them more because they were really good.  The surgeon had left wires in my mouth in case he had to wire my jaw (he didn’t have to) and one of them was irritating my gum. 

On Thursday after surgery my brother phoned me.  My 90 year old mother had been taken to the hospital with abdominal pain.  I talked to the ER doc in Victoria and it appeared that she had perforated her colon.  I knew that this would be fatal and I told him to just keep her comfortable.  I wondered about flying to Victoria to “say goodbye” but I knew I was in no shape to travel.  Maybe if my surgery had been done on the Saturday like it was supposed to have been done.  My mother died on Sunday.  The team in Victoria did as good a job as they could trying to keep her comfortable but with the peritonitis she must have had along with her dementia, it must have been a horrible 3 days for her before she finally died.

I did visit my mother in late July and was able to spend a few hours with her.  I tried to comfort myself that I had said my goodbyes but I still regret not being able to see her one more time.

On Saturday my wife suggested that we go and visit where I had crashed 9 days earlier.  We went to the farmers market first.  I still had a lot of facial bruising.  As it happened we ran into someone I knew so had to explain what had happened.  We then drove to the other side of the Low Level Bridge, parked and walked across.  I wondered if I would get anxious returning to the site but I felt okay.  Almost immediately looking at where I had gone down, I could see why.  The pavement was rutted and broken off at the right side of the trail.  I must have hit the edge of the trail where it was broken and slammed down hard.  I felt a little better.  I don’t remember the impact but had always worried that I had done something stupid and that was why I crashed.   Now I felt a little angry that the city could leave a busy paved trail in that condition.

The scene of the crime.

By Monday one of the wires which was digging into my gum was really starting to bug me.  My surgeon had told me that he would be on vacation but that I could contact the on call plastics thru the hospital switchboard.  I figured however that would just result in being told to go to the ER and wait and frankly I had spent enough time in the ER.  I thought about asking one of the plastic surgeons at my hospital to look at it.  Wednesday morning I woke around 0600 and had a revelation.  The plastics house staff round at 0600, I could phone the ward and ask to speak to them or leave a message.  I did that but the nurse I talked to was very protective of the doctors although I did get him to take a message.  He did have a good suggestion, dental wax.  I googled dental wax and sure enough London Drugs carried it.  I finally felt good enough to to drive and headed over there just after opening and picked up some dental wax.  Later in the morning one of the plastics residents called me and said my surgeon, who it turned out wasn’t yet on vacation , could take out the wires in the surgery clinics.  I did this later in the afternoon.  At the clinics I met a nurse who had worked in the Pain Clinic years ago when I was at the CofE and we got to chat a bit and I got the wires removed except for the ones holding my upper incisors in.

It was Tuesday that I finally woke feeling almost normal.  It was a beautiful late summer day and I knew I wanted to go for a walk.  That morning I walked with my wife and the dogs down into the river valley to the zoo.  Walking along the dirt path beside the river was such a healing experience.  We had coffee at the coffee shop outside the zoo before walking home.  This involved a climb out of the river valley and I was relieved that my conditioning hadn’t suffered much.  We did this walk every day for a few days.  I started looking at the step counter on my phone and tried to make the 10,000 step maker every day.

My work in chronic pain had made me aware of the risk of PTSD after an accident I had so almost as soon as I got home from hospital I called the medical association’s Physician and Family Support line and got an appointment with a psychologist.  Because it was the summer I wan’t able to get in right away but did get an appointment for Thursday.  I drove down to the office just off Whyte Avenue.  I was feeling really good.  I was out of the woods, I was going for walks every day and was driving again.  The psychologist and I sort of talked for about 30 minutes when it was clear that I was doing pretty good.  I sort of apologized for wasting his time.  Apparently getting knocked out so you don’t remember anything is a good thing.  On the way home, I stopped and bought a new bike helmet.  

I went to the Eskimos football game the following day Friday.  It was not a very good game and my wife and I left in the 4th quarter.  It was dark when we left.  I park at a nearby hospital where I have reciprocal parking privileges.  Driving home in the dark with the traffic and the bright lights brought back memories of my taxi ride to the hospital just over 2 weeks earlier.  A cyclist wearing dark clothes and no helmet crossed the road in front of us and this upset me for some reason.  Maybe I wasn’t as good as I had made myself out to be.

It was around then that my wife noticed some redness in the skin around my nose.  It looked a bit like a skin infection.  I figured there was a plate underneath.  I have of course seem some horrendous post-surgical infections and had views of my face sloughing off.  By then we had gone down to the dacha in Canmore to see if some mountain air would pick me up.  Fortunately there was a walk in clinic open on the Sunday so I went there shortly after opening time and saw a doctor who it turned out was a former next door neighbour.  I was started back on antibiotics.  (When I saw my plastic surgeon later, he didn’t think I had an infection but told me to finish the prescription).

Gradually recovering, the question was when exactly could I go back to work.  I had been told it would take 3 weeks to recover.  After two weeks I felt a lot better but I still had some facial swelling.  As it had turned out, I injured myself with 2 weeks of vacation left.  Worst vacation ever.  (We had planned to take in the Salmon Arm Roots and Blues festival the following weekend but obviously didn’t go.)

I was supposed to work the week before Labour Day and be on call 3 times over the Labour Day weekend.  That obviously wasn’t going to happen.  My colleagues really pitched in and all my work slots were filled within a few hours of me posting that I wouldn’t be able to work.  It turned that because of a family problem with another anaesthesiologist we were short staffed the week before Labour Day.  I actually volunteered to work.  My offer was prudently ignored.

Eventually I decided that I would do my scheduled work the Tuesday after Labour Day.  I am self employed, as they say, I have to eat what I kill.  I have significant savings so I could probably have stayed out longer.  It was more that I felt I was ready and was worried about losing my skills if I stayed out longer.  I was already taking most of October off, if I missed September that would be a long time off.  That was in addition to all the time I had taken off in the summer.

I had suffered a big knock to the head and I was worried about cognitive effects.  I keep on going over drug doses in my head and imagining scenario and what to do.  I felt I was ready cognitively.

My first day back was a single all day flap.  That was great for me, just 1 IV to start, 1 airway and then a lot of sitting.  I got thru that.  The next day was a urology list with about 8 cases and I sailed through that.  I was back.

I have more or less recovered now.  I still have some facial numbness and I will need dental work on my front incisors, hopefully only being capped.  My teeth are a little mis-aligned and chewing is still difficult.  A pleasant side effect of not enjoying food as much was a 15 lb weight loss.  After the surgery my face was numb and dysesthetic, so I didn’t want to shave.  I now have a beard and my wife even likes it.

I still think how fortunate I was.  If I had not been wearing a helmet I may likely have died. The transplant unit was across from the plastics unit and I think how bits of me could have been living across the hall in other patients.  I was glad I was riding with my wife; quite often I have ridden home from the Folk Festival alone.  I am glad I didn’t have to rely on the kindness of strangers.

And what about the Canadian Healthcare system?  Sure I had to bunk with 2 other people in a room designed for 2 and I waited 5 days for surgery.  But I got seen in the ER right away, I had 2 CT scans and I major surgery and the only things I paid for was $20 for the taxi and a few dollars here and there for OTC meds.  What a great system and yet politicians and sadly quite a few doctors want to blow it up.  Shame on all of you.

And I remember how nice everybody was to me, the emergency nurse, the emergency physician, the CT scan staff, plastic surgeons, the floor nurses and of course the anaesthesiologist and the OR staff.  Sometimes in my career when I was tired, busy or frustrated I haven’t been the  nicest to patients and I regret that now.

I really have to thank my surgeons.  I like to make fun of surgeons but the care I got from the whole team was fantastic.

I have to thank my anaesthetic colleagues who are the greatest colleagues anybody could ask for.  I had to miss work during the summer and was on call on a long weekend.  In Edmonton we have a very short but nice (not this year so much) summer and people gave up days off in the summer for me.  And they picked up every day within hours of it being posted.

And of course my wife.  She was so calm in the face of what was a really serious injury.  She let me recover slowly with no demands.  There were times when I just wanted to be left alone and she did that too.  And of course the great food, from the smoothies before surgery to the delicious soft diet food after.