The Ride of Your Night

In several places around the city there is a billboard advertisng a cowboy nightclub. This has a picture of a cowboy-hatted woman wearing a denim miniskirt and halter top and suggests if you visit said club, you will get the ride of your night with this or similar women.

The sad reality:

1. Women like that rarely go to bars that you go to.
2. If they do;
a) they are not interested talking to you or dancing with you. They are most definitely not interested in having sex with you.
b) they most likely are accompanied by a muscle bound boy-friend who, if you are lucky, will only beat you up if you look at her the wrong way.

I just thought I should straighten this out.